Road Captain's Favour

The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.

Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."

by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021

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on the main road

the most true thing to be said, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"i will not make u a hit & quit"
"are you sure"
"on the main road"

by anonymous September 1, 2021

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Simpson road

quite scary place, a few lesbians and what not. Number 18 is iconic tbh I remember when they had a dead horse in their garden

“Hey have u ever been down Simpson Road?”

“ya because i live down it u melt”

by kohaku oukawa March 25, 2022

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Road Muffin

The female equivalent of road head.

Man, I'm glad she wore a skirt so I could give her a little road muffin on that long drive.

by branda8888 January 4, 2010

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keep moving on that stony road

Continuing forward despite the challenges up ahead.

For us, what has always been at stake is whether we could keep moving on that stony road, closer to the ideals of our Founders.

by ASHLEY_A0413 December 11, 2020

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Road Tickle

Manually stimulating your girlfriend as she is driving. For guys it's "road head" and so for females it's "road tickle".

George : Hey guess what happened last night ?
Henry: What ?
George: My girlfriend and I were driving to the movies last night and we almost got into an accident because I was giving her a little road tickle.

by lcp1 May 13, 2011

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