A beta lord is lord of the beta. The weakest of the weak. They have the gumption of a toad and the back bone of an octopus.
by noahtortilla March 27, 2022

When you finger blast two girls at the same time with the shocker gesture, like Star-Lord's pistols.
by BakeMamaAmber December 8, 2024

1: The almighty jelq lord, the one who jelqs, the ultime jelqer
2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours
2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours
"Chat did you see what livvy dunne did the other day? Lol shes literally the jelq lord... She's so skibidi."
by livvy dunne May 3, 2024

British Man: Oh, he is such a lord moonray.
English Man: He is indeed. Now let us sip on our tea and eat our scones.
British Man: Yes, let us indeed while we chortle at the misfortune of others.
English Man: He is indeed. Now let us sip on our tea and eat our scones.
British Man: Yes, let us indeed while we chortle at the misfortune of others.
by Youknowwhoitismoonray May 16, 2011

“Oh, Jesus; I hope Andrew isn’t at the party. He’s always going on and on about how things are back where he’s from.”
“Yeah, he’s a real From Lord!”
“Yeah, he’s a real From Lord!”
by NightFallInc July 1, 2021

"Hey man, have you heard of Lord Nord?" "No who's that" "What!? You don't know who Lord Nord is? We're not friends anymore."
by Nordgern August 7, 2017

A Lord Stan is someone with either the name Alex or Stan. This person is generally quite large, in a good way, but likes to show everyone he is larger. A Lord Stan is one of the kings of the lads - he will use his resources to provide a rave cave, and will always be that one guy at the party who downs 2 bottles of Malibu. Who knows, maybe your Lord Stan is still a virgin too?
'Johnny is such a good guy - he's just a proper lad, always providing entertainment with the boys, but sadly not with the girls. Such a Lord Stan!'
by puckmeister April 29, 2022
