Noah

Terrible at Minecraft

Noah steals your diamonds and armor in minecraft :(

by Bsksks September 27, 2019

Noah

Noah is the coolest and drippiest kid you’ll ever meet. He’s the kind of boy everyone either wants to be or be friends with. He has major golden retriever energy while rocking the sickest clothes. He’s goofy and lovable and enjoys flexing his car and ‘chilling’. He’s a caring friend and a loyal and sweet boyfriend. Everyone needs a Noah.

“Who’s that kid dripped out in Chrome Hearts?”
“That’s Noah, duh!”

“I just fell in love at first sight!”
“That must have been Noah!”

by Unknownseaotter February 12, 2023

noah smeriglio

also known noah smegma and noah smiggles.

wanted member of the italian mafia and will rape anyone he sees.

steven: noah smeriglio

by thugbootycalc June 16, 2025

Noah Dance

Noah dance is a celebrity from wellington new Zealand. Known for his scootering, a sponsored scooter rider world renowned for his skill at extreme sport. Has a deep affection for Mexican midget porn, also has sexual relations with scooters. Likes to draw on walls, and kiss dudes. Noah Dances have a slight taste of fried chicken, and has a raisin for a penis. Has a history with jews.

“Noah dance is a lanky nonce”

by Lil boiiiiii April 18, 2022

NOAH+LILYONA

It is a 100% Factual statement that Lilyona loves Noah more

Lilyona: I love you more
Noah: Nuh uh
Noah+lilyona

by Juicyfruit6778 November 20, 2023

Noahs nigs bigs

Noah's Nig's Big's is a a great retarded baseball player.

oh wow that retard is a Noah's Nig's Big's!

woah that guys hitten a "Noahs nigs bigs"

by Darealniggas April 18, 2023

Noah

Noah is the perfect mixture of energetic and lazy. Most of the times you'll see him sitting alone or just talking with one person so you can't expect him to go over to you and start the conversation you need to start it instead. He usually has one real group of friends that he enjoys hanging out with and he'll put everything aside just to hang out with them. If he ever tells you "Fuck you" that's how you know he really cares about you. And if you call him short he won't hesitate to punch back.. or bite.

"Hey Noah seems happy with that one person"
"Oh yeah thats his friend"

by Lost_kid124 January 19, 2022