may 7

it’s the international nudes day.
you must send nudes to who requests them.

-boy yesterday i got my dms full of nudes
-no shit, it was may 7, the international nudes day

by coaly May 7, 2021

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May 11

It’s rate my body shape day. On that day you can send a picture of your body (naked, in underwear or just wearing what you feel in PHAT) and ask for an honest assessment of how sexy you are.

- It’s May 11. Wanna rate my some nudes?
- Boner alert

by Garbaragerack May 10, 2021

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May 21

The day the spazziest human being was born - NOT get a girfriend/boyfriend day

"Oh wow Lara is such a spazz"
"Yeah, I bet she was born on May 21"

by i'll shag ur nan October 18, 2019

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May 1

Natonal post you nudes day

ryan: have you seen Rachels story?
kevin: no, why?
ryan: its May 1st, national post your nudes day!

by lettuce like dolphins April 22, 2020

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May 14

National McKenzie day/ eat ass day

“Hey did you know it’s May 14?”

by Mickeybug October 29, 2019

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May 5th

may 5th is international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day

on this day we can have sex with your friend’s girlfriends’

Boy - hey I know this may sound weird but wanna fuck?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - no that would be disgusting and wrong
Boy - it’s may 5th so it’s international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day, remember?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - oh okay, sure

by Alan Walker doin work April 18, 2022

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