A degenerate mutant who absolutely hates being funny. Swears to god that he is not a man lover, when he in fact is a man lover. Specifically for people with the name Keith. And Ryans.
Did you see Luke Young last week? I could hear him giving the Hoover vacuum 4000 from 3 stalls away.
by GodIHateSociety1 November 22, 2021

by 1MaxyMan2 May 3, 2017

Luke; "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man and my bark is much worse than my bite" "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man if you push me too far I just might"
by Lynna5 May 23, 2016

sexy sharp jaw line, 6 foot +, beautiful blue eyes. never ever stops talking, but at least he has a cute voice. Sexy body, good abs. laughs at everything, and is always down to talk or do something. He is goofy, smart, hilarious, sexy, and makes you feel alive, and makes you happier than you have ever been with his cute ass smile. Dont call him Luke Skywalker or beat him in fortnite unless you want to see him mad.
by poookiemonster September 11, 2020

This man is a wild species of human. He spends his days outside the local primary school, awaiting his next prey. Him and his associate(who cannot be named) often do this as they find joy in it. The police are yet to catch them.
by Suzie Sloane May 11, 2021

"Ayo he's doing The Luke Hawash! Rub it up in those ashes! Get em' all over that thing! He's got that blackface dick!"
by theJankySkank February 9, 2023
