January 2

January 2 is national call your gf/bf daddy

January 2 Is the day to say daddy

by Nfkkdkdkf December 12, 2020

January 16th

Slime the bop’s boyfriend day

Did you hear that January 16th is slime the bop’s boyfriend day? We all doing ts

by Quickeeey October 18, 2025

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko

by ffaiit January 5, 2024

January 7th

National Fake-your-birthday day!
Who doesn't like a day where it's everyones birthday? Tell your friends that you're one year older, and sorry if your birthday is actually today hehe

Today is January 7th, which technically means its my birthday whether you like it or not. FREE CAKE NOM NOM NOM!!

by Hjhghhgnugbfjh January 7, 2024

jeeting january

yu jeet in january innit

“it’s jeeting january” -j’

by j’ January 1, 2024

January Griffin

A January Griffin is A cute funny guy with Dave Franco eyebrows. He is the nicest guy you will ever meet. After a conversation with him you won't be able to get your mind off him, and every time he calls or texts you, your heart will fill up with joy and excitement. He is someone you don't need to impress because he thinks your beautiful just the way you are. It doesn't matter if you're a depressing/suicidal person who needs therapy, he loves you. It doesn't matter if you think your fat. It doesn't matter if you think you're ugly. It doesn't matter if you think your no good. he sees past all imperfections. Around griffin, I can be me, and I don't care how I look, because he's the only guy I've ever liked and I feel like I don't need to try and be pretty for him to like me. Also, he may act very gay and wear pink toucan shirts, but don't worry he's straight. Just try and stay away from his friends. If you get a griffin in your life, don't screw it up.

Guy 1: Who is that? Whats with his shirt?

Guy 2: It's a pink toucan shirt? He must be gay.
Me: Nah. That's January Griffin, He's just crazy., And awesome, And gay, but not gay. He acts gay but he's straight.

by myemoliferightnow August 23, 2018

January 15, 2021

A local holiday in Utah where a female fiancé will bring their partner yummy food. Together they will celebrate the life of MLK and enjoy good conversations about civil rights. This day is a day for the fiancé to let her partner play Madden with his friends while she cuddles up to him/her.

Hey babe, tomorrow is January 15, 2021! Can you hang out?

by B3M13A20C21 January 14, 2021