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An idiot

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"Hey, I dropped my keys in the toilet, can you give me a ride?"
"You are an idiot"
by lucio_main February 13, 2022
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idiot run

When you see an ex, immediately turn around and run away.
I waited in line to get into the club for an hour just we could walk in and then get dragged out because Kristen did the idiot run.
by Teenysweeny February 3, 2018
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high-powered idiot

A highly educated, influential, and analytical person who asks the wrong questions or holds the wrong beliefs, yet has the status and resources to deeply pursue them
"This expert panel seems like a bunch of high-powered idiots. Do any of them have any idea what they're talking about?"
by secnarf_nella June 5, 2024
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Idiot

The ex boyfriend who asks out your cousin/sister/BFF two days after you broke up.
Person 1: Hey did you hear what Lucas did?
Person 2: Yeah. He’s a real idiot.
Person 1: Bitch he’s the definition of idiot.
by Thatbitch12345 March 13, 2019
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Global Village Idiot

A “Global Village Idiot” is a flat Earther who constantly unwittingly proves the Earth is a globe, whilst trying to prove it’s flat!

Years ago, village idiots would be tolerated by the villagers as a harmless local laughing stock. Nowadays, the internet has exposed the modern day village idiots, known as flat Earthers, to a global audience, hence the term “Global Village Idiot”!
“CC is one of the most hilarious flat Earthers on YouTube! He’s the very definition of a Global Village Idiot”!
by Terrysuki September 22, 2023
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idiotness

"my idiotness is killing me"
by bisexual_simp February 5, 2022
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Idiot

by Ufft May 10, 2022
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