Folically challenged

As in hair folical. One's head of hair has folicals in their scalp. When you lose hair folicals, you become bald. A person with this condition is folically challenged.

George Costanza from the show Seinfeld was folically challenged, also vertically challenged because he was short.

by cpetkunas March 30, 2024

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geometrically challenged individual

A person who is an abnormal shape, typically due to being overweight.

Wow, look a Gary failing to walk through that door, he must be a geometrically challenged individual

by Lord Schmuba April 1, 2024

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The Greggs Challenge

The Greggs Challenge is a challenge to see who can buy something from all the Greggs in a town or city the fastest

Kai: 'I wanna optimise the time I got for The Greggs Challenge Sam, wanna help?'

Sam: 'How does this work? Is it just all the Greggs as fast as possible?'

Kai: 'Yep'

Sam: 'Time for public transport%'

by therealbbqman June 29, 2022

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Third Deck Challenge

The act of jumping from the third story of your barracks in hopes of ending it all or fucking your body up with regards to the bullshit you just experienced. There is a likelihood that you will be on suicide watch for a fat ass minute and won’t do anything cool.

PFC: “Fuck man, my orders say I’m being sent to Cherry Point.”
LCPL: “Get fucked. Im heading straight to Oki, nerd.
PFC: “Swear to god I’m gonna Third Deck Challenge myself not even kidding”

by PFCKimchi February 17, 2022

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