Humans

God's worst mistake

Humans are one of the worst mistakes.

by Igneous_Dragon August 9, 2020

Human

The actors you see on popular sites like pornhub and 18andabused.

I like to have sex with humans. Harambe 1946.

by Jimbles Notrobon March 13, 2017

Behold, a human!

What Diogenes said to Plato, holding a chicken with no feathers in his hands, as plato once said: "A human is a bipedal animal with no feathers."

"Behold, a human!" *presents chicken*

"What the fuck?"

by Poopoo Consumer June 1, 2023

Human

Someone who is beautiful in every single possible way. There is no such thing as ugly humans. They are all beautiful in their own way.

Rude person: Look at all of her flaws
Nice person: how dare you? She's only human.

by thekatster007 June 8, 2014

humans

A group of people that do nothing but feel miserable, make other people feel miserable, and then eventually die.

It's a miracle that humans exist, and somehow we spend that opportunity by destroying ourselves.

by daigo0777 November 17, 2021

Dislocated Human Vertebra

An insult, commonly used for people who are spineless (figurative), or for people who you want to snap their spine.

Person 1: "Hey Jared!"

Person 2: "You are a Dislocated Human Vertebra"

Person 1: "Oh."

by Pain in a nutshell May 26, 2021

Neo-human

A neo-human is a person that looks athletic and/or strong but is in reality weak and/or unathletic.
A neo-human can also be a person that looks fat and/or weak that is in reality strong and/or athletic.

Marcus: That guy looks like he super strong.
Mancus: He is weak.
Marcus: How come?
Mancus. He is a neo-human.

by the one and only youghurt male May 24, 2024