Vanessa is very loud and outspoken; you know when she shows up the room will light up. She is a woman of many words; very unique; always has alcohol in her foam cup, even in the am. She is always tan and you will know for sure and can't win a leg war to save her life. Watch out for her elephant stomp in a thumb war. Excellent grammatical skills and is hot to trot. Yes Those are real; they came with the frame; and don't cross a bitch.
by JIMMYWOO July 10, 2018
Get the Vanessamug. Basic as FUCKKKKKKK. Lives off of pumpkin spice latte's and unicorn dick.
Drinks fireball because it's the "cool thing" to do. Badass chicks drinks whiskey.
Dreams of getting married on December 29th even though she bitches about the cold.
Will one day realize that Jeff & Vince are God's amongst men.
Drinks fireball because it's the "cool thing" to do. Badass chicks drinks whiskey.
Dreams of getting married on December 29th even though she bitches about the cold.
Will one day realize that Jeff & Vince are God's amongst men.
Vanessa: Hey, let's go to Starbucks and wear leggings with Uggs!
Whitney: OMG YES. We are so basic!
Vanessa: Take a picture! Hashtag yay us, basic white girls, Starbucks, bye, like, what
Whitney: OMG YES. We are so basic!
Vanessa: Take a picture! Hashtag yay us, basic white girls, Starbucks, bye, like, what
by Monica2.0 October 7, 2017
Get the Vanessamug. Hecka hot girl with brown hair. She's really annoying and says shut up every time you call her pretty.
by HotGuyJake1923 October 26, 2020
Get the Vanessamug. She is a fierce and not so king girl she will be nice to you well she feels the need to but she would be an absolute bitch if you mess with her and I promise she will kill you cause she may look nice but inside she is the goddess of hell
by Md5774587 October 22, 2018
Get the Vanessamug. Vanessa is very Funny and makes you smile when you see her. She is super intelligent, shy, kind and full of fun things to do. And smart she gets A's and B's on exams and report cards. But she has a favorite friend but its not you. She can also be a dork but shes a good friend. Any boy would fall in love with her even though she doesn't realize.
by Yoyo_ildv May 11, 2018
Get the Vanessamug. Vanessa is a girl. She is Mexican, has short brown hair, always has it up. She’s usually shy but everyone seems to know her, she’s very tall, funny. she only has a small group of friends. She’s a beautiful person inside out and will never let you down no matter what... get yourself a vanessa
by V.san5 September 23, 2018
Get the Vanessamug. Vanessa is a great friend and an all-around great person to spend time with. She is shy around new people but can be a lot of fun once you get to know her. She's mysterious and only shares secrets with her closest friends. However, she will always be there for you if you need her. She has the most beautiful brown eyes that sparkle when she looks at you and her smile will light up your day. Doesn’t speak much unless you’re her best friend. Once you know her better than you can admit that she’s very crazy but very lovable. Has a hard time communicating because of her past and is still affected. Is very loyal and a great listener. Vanessa enjoys baking and is a superb artist. She is a girl you come across once in a lifetime. If you are friends with Vanessa, don't let her go or you will regret it for the rest of your life.
by lisa jennie November 25, 2021
Get the Vanessamug.