Guy 1: Have you heard of a Vancouver Lemon?
Guy 2: No lmao
Guy 1: Save yourself
Guy 2: Why???
Guy 1: Extra Mustard. Table.
Guy 2: No lmao
Guy 1: Save yourself
Guy 2: Why???
Guy 1: Extra Mustard. Table.
by L'boot February 12, 2021
Get the Vancouver lemon mug.A professional soccer (or association football outside of Canada and the U.S.) team based in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, that has competed in Major League Soccer (MLS) since 2011 and plays its home matches at BC Place, one of only two indoor stadiums in the MLS. Under the leadership of head coach Jesper Sørensen, this team will win the 2025 MLS Cup, the Supporters' Shield for the 2025 MLS season, and the 2025 CONCACAF Champions Cup (yes, they will beat the "GOAT" Lionel "Pessi" Messi and his "superteam" of Inter Miami CF in the Champions Cup Semifinals after the Whitecaps eliminated two strong Mexican teams: beating a post-prime Sergio Ramos and CF Monterrey in the Round of 16, and beating PUMAS in the quarterfinals through a last-second goal by Tristan Blackmon in the 93rd minute). The Whitecaps are one of the only three Canadian teams in the league, along with Toronto FC and CF Montréal, and the only MLS team based in the Western Conference. A notable player who played for the Whitecaps is the current captain of the Canadian men's soccer team, Alphonso Davies.
Vancouver Whitecaps FC is the best football club in North America right now; they can compete against the top football (soccer) clubs from Europe, especially clubs in the Big 5 European Football Leagues.
by WesternCanadian April 13, 2025
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Josh: oh, you know, he's a Vancouver Special. Nobody wants that.
Josh: oh, you know, he's a Vancouver Special. Nobody wants that.
by Vancouver Special December 1, 2018
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Pat and I had just met at the convention and we took these sex pills from the gas station bathroom and wow were they potent. I remember Pat saying this was the Vancouver Plumber as the ice cubes went alarmingly deep into me. I just kept thinking ‘Safer than grapefruits cause they just melt!’ as Pat had said. Needless to say the words were as comforting as my new lovers frozen penetration.
by RidersBrohan August 21, 2022
Get the Vancouver Plumber mug.the nhl team that causes roiots they have dissapointed there fan 3 times during the nhl jesus all the guys do is be a dissapointment its also a team with plate a spaggheti for there logo and what the fuck was the flying v
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During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.
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