Post coitem omne animal triste est

A latin phrase meaning, "After sex, every animal is sad."

Curious man: That rhino just had sex, why is it frowning?
Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.

Post coitem omne animal triste est by PD2 February 12, 2006

tristan 

masculine by definition, weak by choice. love and hate with unity. difficult to figure out, so don't try. he'll show only what he want you to see, so look deeper. he can read people by their body language, what they say and facial expression. seeks love for completion. he's ambitious, funny,arrogant, protective, very passionate in everything he expresses. aggressive but gentle, faïencent but brut all at the same damn time.he they like to make points and don't care too much for details. seems out of control, but be careful they calculate even irrational behavior. he'll tell you the truth to the best of his wisdom.

tristan equals boss.kira sereste

tristan by bestchoice April 2, 2013

Tristin 

For girls it mean a super cute hottie, a girl that is smart and very funny. A caring friend and is willing to help out when your in need. Someone very special to have as a friend.

Wow! She is such an awesome person. I think she's a Tristin!

Tristin by Someone who cares :) November 21, 2011

Tristan 

People who's names are Tristan are just amazing no one will ever be able to replace the Tristan in my life

Girl.Omg Tristan your amazing
Tristan. Thank you but I'm really not

Tristan by Reaper.heart666 August 28, 2018

Tristan 

A extremely cute guy with a large sense of humor. He will listen to everything you have to say. And always make sure that you're happy. He will love you with all of his heart. But beware he has a cocky side to him. Also a side of competition. He will steal your ❤️.

Do you see that hot guy
Yeah looks like a Tristan

Tristan by Clickbait88 April 16, 2019

catroptric tristesse 

sadness that you'll never really know what other people think about you whether good or bad or if at all

I'm suffering from catroptric tristesse

catroptric tristesse by beautifulwordsandtheirmeanings November 10, 2019

Tristan 

A person that will do almost anything for you, but still knows how to stand on his own two feet. Very unique. He's a person that is very level headed and will try to give you the best advice he can. Every time you see him your heart stops and everyone looks. Someone you can trust. Just a great person to be around in general.

Tristan is so fine.

Tristan by RoxLette August 7, 2011