Fresh tortilla

Mexican restaurant run by mostly Asians that serves warm chips and cold cheese for $3.81
Fresh tortilla is so good yummy yummy I’m me yimmy
by Draymond black March 18, 2019
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tortilla squãd

A great group of friends that have never met. Some may not even understand why they're friends with these awesome people but overall a very tight knit group. Some people in it can spell, some cannot.🌮
Oh my god have you seen them together?!? they're such a tortilla Squãd!!
by Thicc Hottie Tyler February 06, 2018
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Good Tortilla

It is used when someone asks you if you have ever been in Betanzos.
Person 1: Have you ever been in Betanzos? I have been told that the food is good there.
Person 2: Good Tortilla.
by Mamellas May 10, 2024
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Tortilla pussy

It is someone that eats pussy with a corn tortilla in a girls vagina with cheese and makes them cum. It is a tradition in the Indian world and is looked down upon by many people. Pack that tortilla in my asshole vagina mustard because it taste like ketchup. Nasty how are you my nigga. You should be ashamed of your provolone cheese nigga.
Please pack that tortilla pussy in my vagina because it taste like cum in my horseradish shit.
by boody sniffer January 26, 2021
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Tortilla crusher

Homophonic slang. The tortilla is another word for loose ass.
He is usually chill but once he has a few drinks he will hit the club and become a real tortilla crusher.
by Pjlockitup February 18, 2022
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Tortilla chippin

Step 1 roll shit out into a thin sheet, cut into 8 triangles and repeat.
Step 2 bake in oven until crisped
Step 3 mix day 1 menstrual blood with 3 tablespoons of dick cheese before inserting back into the vagina.

Serving suggestions

Dip shit chips directly into vagina for best flavor

Otherwise slide chips into foreskin of her sexual partner immediately after coitus and enjoy!
After a long night of tortilla chippin i was left with a sore dick and sheets that smelled like a music festival porta potty.
by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023
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Fat Tortilla

A fat tortilla. Literally just a fat tortilla. Usually eats chickfila multiple times a day while living its tortilla life. Prefers nike over pink and wears purple lebrons while living its tortilla life.
Damn that fat tortilla do be looking kinda thicc tho
by sugondeeznuts December 27, 2019
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