When your bum coughs
by Ripvonginger August 22, 2020
Get the pop a tootiemug. A cute way of referring to pink eye. Specifically used when contracted after your eye come in contact with your partners butthole hairs. Commonly occurs when eating a woman's pussy from behind.
"Did you shower after dropping that deuce? Or did we do the nasty medieval style? No? I wished you would have warned me cause I think you gave me tootie eye. At least use wet wipes next time. Tootie eye is serious business."
by Capt'n save-a-ho March 7, 2018
Get the tootie eyemug. 
something/someone cute, comes from cutie paTOOTIE. Can be used for friends, celebs, pets etc doesn't matter, as long as it's tootie.
by lemqnshark May 29, 2023
Get the tootiemug. 
Get the Tootiemug. A slang term for diarrhea coined by me as a child which has now spread into the lexicon of a subset of people in Central Ohio
“Where did Dan go?” “I just saw him sprint to the bathroom” “Ah, he must have a bad case of the splooty tooties then”
by Evandm04 August 13, 2023
Get the splooty tootiesmug.