A general theory of the world where all matter is made up of the two elements of liquor-drugs and non-liquor. The theory advances the view that individuals and society as a whole only advance with higher levels of liquor-drug consumption. Proponents of this theory thus advocate for policies of liquor and cigarette subsidies and outlawing public sobriety.
According to the theory of liquortivity the prolonged economic downturn is the result of growing nationwide anti-smoking programs and taxes, along with a deficient level of aggregate demand for liquor-drugs.
by Liquor Science February 23, 2014
Get the The Theory of Liquortivitymug. A Technique for hitting on Women. A man will use this Theory when he has no one in particular he wants to date but wants to flirt with women and see how they respond. essentially you hit on everyone you see without exception and and hope you "hit" something.
I have been "shotgunning" with all the chicks at work. and most of them have giving me their numbers
The "shotgun theory" has really gotten me somewhere with the ladies i dont know who to choose
The "shotgun theory" has really gotten me somewhere with the ladies i dont know who to choose
by JordJace January 13, 2010
Get the Shotgun Theorymug. 1.(n) -The non-scientific theory that the presence or lack of a characteristic in a population can be divided along 90% to 10% lines.
1)90% of people are morons
2)only 10% of life is worth living
3)90% of people who post on this site are complete and utter retards
4)Only 10% of people are worth knowing
5)Only 10% of people give a fuck about the societies they live in
6)90% of women aren't attractive. same for guys.
7)10% of the population uses 90% of our resources
8)there's a 90% chance someone will find something in this offensive
2)only 10% of life is worth living
3)90% of people who post on this site are complete and utter retards
4)Only 10% of people are worth knowing
5)Only 10% of people give a fuck about the societies they live in
6)90% of women aren't attractive. same for guys.
7)10% of the population uses 90% of our resources
8)there's a 90% chance someone will find something in this offensive
by Damoclese July 22, 2004
Get the The 90% Theorymug. Named after the Pringles slogan, "Once you pop, you can't stop," this theory says that the longer someone waits to lose their virginity, the more they actively seek sexual activity once they do lose their virginity. The term "Pringles Theory" was first used by Michael LaFerney in a paper to describe this phenomenon commonly occuring in undergraduate students.
She didn't first have sex until she was twenty-five, but because of the Pringles Theory, once she lost her virginity she started sleeping around like crazy.
by MikeHawire April 15, 2005
Get the Pringles Theorymug. by piece of soup June 11, 2020
Get the game theorymug. The theory formulated by astronomer Nicolaus Copernicus, in which the Sun revolves around a relatively stationary Neha at the center of the Solar System.
by NXOXO May 4, 2013
Get the The Neha Theorymug. The Fantabulary Theory states that if you want to do it, it's bad for you.
It conceived it while half asleep in the morning, yearning to slip back into my dream, but obligated to attend school.
If the option sounds fantabulous to you, it's actually an awful choice.
It conceived it while half asleep in the morning, yearning to slip back into my dream, but obligated to attend school.
If the option sounds fantabulous to you, it's actually an awful choice.
Examples of Fantabulary Theory situations:
You want a slab of chocolate cake. Unfortunately, chocolate cake will make you fat.
You want to drink soda. Water's so much better for you.
You want to punch Lucas in the face. But that will lead to suspension from school, firing from a job, lawsuits, and various other negative effects.
You want a slab of chocolate cake. Unfortunately, chocolate cake will make you fat.
You want to drink soda. Water's so much better for you.
You want to punch Lucas in the face. But that will lead to suspension from school, firing from a job, lawsuits, and various other negative effects.
by Seina Rosa January 19, 2006
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