Spock cock

When a woman positions her hand around her vagina with two finger each side, pulls firmly up and holds then attempts to urinate with full force. This will produce a stream of urine as if it were a penis producing it.

Woman 1: "There's only urinals free in this gender neutral bathroom"
Woman 2: "No worries, I'll just whip out the Spock cock and show those lads what's what!"

by Songyy July 22, 2023

half Spock

Fingering your girlfriend in both holes, using the index and middle finger. A full Spock would be using your index and middle fingers in one hole, and the ring and little finger in the other.

My lady wasn't satisfied with only a half Spock, so I had to add more fingers.

by kindofathingbutnotreallythough June 19, 2013

Spock toes

Its a nerve being pinched its called capsulitis a very very painful thing to go thru ... Spock toes is not a funny ha ha term the docors will ask . do you have spock toes .... Theres no shame because theres to much pain!!! Get pedicures because it will make thier day to help relieve some of your suffering .

Do your toes look like spock toes pedicures relieve suffering toes

by Tabbscat May 13, 2016

“SPOCK AND BONES”

Hangin’ wit’ Andy/ wsg “Spock and bones”
...

Hanging out with “Andy in Addison “
Sooner or later “SPOCK AND BONES” will be in concert...
“Roll tide”

by Onyanez October 15, 2021

Rock out with your spock out

Rock out with your Spock out

Phrase used in response to one who is or who is about to get very nerdy, scientific, or boring.

Guy 1: Hey Todd, I'm on my way to a session of D&D. This week we're LARPing and raiding the storehouse of the orcs to find the mithril armor they stole from the elves.

Guy 2: (sarcastically) Oh boy, sounds like a blast. Rock out with your Spock out.

by Still VAKEPOR October 22, 2020

spock-socket

A less affectionate referral to the anus as a sexual orifice.

"There was a bit of confusion about why the genitalia was pixelated in the image, while we were treated to a perfect view of their puckered, flakey spock-socket.

by Toungeston October 17, 2023

spock

1. A sped cock
2. the S.P.O.C.K. initiative for saving and protecting endangered kangaroos

Ey you spockalingam!

I’m going to join the S.P.O.C.K. Club.

by gabealingamsb December 18, 2019