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fuck a duck and see what hatches

1: (tells awesome story)
2: Well fuck a duck and see what hatches!
by AmElIa627 May 28, 2011
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west hatch high school

A place where a group of hated pakis do jarring shit like throw water, bang eachother and smash phones
West hatch high school is incredibly jarring
by butterspaki_4 May 23, 2021
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don't count your chickens before they hatch

You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.
Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
by Crackle Dackle December 13, 2016
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count your chickens before the egg hatched

Count your chickens before the egg hatched.
I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens
by Fursu May 2, 2016
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Hatching

When your life is getting better while everything burns around you
I lost my girl, my job, and my dog. I thought my life was over, but I was just hatching, turns out my life is great now!
by Jenny John March 18, 2024
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Hatching a Havana

When you need a poo. You can feel it almost ready to come out. It’s growing inside and you know it’s going to be a good one 👍
Hey Steve, you haven’t been for a dump for a while”

“ I’m just hatching a havana “ 😜
by Miles Away Boy January 10, 2022
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Hatch a Duck

Hatch a Duck: Verb, synonym of "take a dump", "make number two", "drop a load", "take a shit".

It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.
"Hey everyone, I'll be right back- I have to go hatch a duck"

"I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck"

"I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"
by Dangerousplay October 27, 2009
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