by absquatch September 16, 2003

by james nguyen May 21, 2008


adj. Hairy eyelids refers to a paticular person that has a number of perverted or sexually devient physical qualities.
ie. Sloped neanderthal browline
Skuzzy, unkept beard
Large, rapist style reading glasses
Drives a large piece of shit white cargo van...probably ford.
ie. Sloped neanderthal browline
Skuzzy, unkept beard
Large, rapist style reading glasses
Drives a large piece of shit white cargo van...probably ford.
by Lovinglife258 November 27, 2009

Guy 1: Yo did you get with that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm still trying to get hair out of my mouth.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She had one hairy muff.
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm still trying to get hair out of my mouth.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She had one hairy muff.
by Muff master 69 March 9, 2019
