dirty brew

is when you pour irn bru down your mates crack into a glass and then drink the shitty little brew

i had a dirty brew with my sandwhich for lunch

by whiskas 3000 June 8, 2010

Brew the Bean

1. To make coffee.

2. Vigorous masturbation of the female clitoris.

I love Starbucks. They really can brew the bean.

I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.

I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.

by Dick Onchin February 7, 2021

Cold Brew

Helene’s drink that brings all the boys to the yard.

Landon: Helene’s cold brew brings all the boys to the yard.
Helene: I know it does, it’s so good.

by Fuel483slow June 6, 2022

Brew up

From world war two and used, usually by British soldiers, to describe the effect seen when the amunition propellant in a destroyed tank starts to ignite. The flames shoot out of any opening, most usually the turret hatches, extremely violently, like a Roman candle. This terrified tankers and as a sort of black humour they referred to it as brewing up.

Other nationalities sometimes referred to it as cooking off .. the ammunition was cooking off.

The tank was hit with an AP round and within seconds began to brew up.

by Something no one else is using February 21, 2019

Brewed Catshit

Coffee made from Kopi Luwak, feces of Civet cat

Jimmy likes the taste of brewed catshit

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Brew Spots

The small, brown patches achieved when making tea that appear on the surface of your drink. Infamously caused by over-brewing tea (2 minutes +)

I asked for a MIFT not a brew spots pot. Go back to London tough guy

by Nickeatworld April 14, 2010

screw brew

getting someone drunk enough with strong mixed drinks to finally give in to your ploy for sex.

My girl came over tonight and I made her some strong enough "Screw Brew" to curl your eyebrows.

by CL Later March 12, 2009