zach

So freaking stupid and nobody really likes him. Zach has 25 gf in 1 yeah dont be a zach

Oh my look at zach he wis with that gitl a week ago i wonder what this ones name is

by Howdy bro June 17, 2017

Zach

A matha fuking American fuk yea!

Zach: I'm fuking American bitch

by Uafgtbith February 23, 2018

Zach

Someone who can’t make up his mind about what girl he likes. Has a habit of breaking his ankles, specifically from baseball. Likes many girls at the same time. with a soft spot for brunettes. Never washes or cuts his hair.
A name commonly negotiated with abduction and/or torture.

“So who does Zach like this week?”

“Only God knows.”

by PalacesOutOfParagraphs May 13, 2018

Zach

An incredibly fine specimen. Eyes that are so deep you will die by staring at them. Oh so sexy and such a hunky hot handsome boy. Can attract any gender in an instant. Everyone drools over him.
Can be used to describe someone else, but people called Zach are so f****ng lucky.

“Oh my god! That guy is so f****ng Zach!”
“I swear I met a guy yesterday and he was so Zach.”
“OMG! Zach’s here, i’m drooling!”

by writer4231 January 6, 2020

Zach

A man who will stare unblinking at you menacingly looking as if he will whip out the secret big iron and murder you right then and there when he will suddenly throw his head back in laughter at nothing throughout the day at random intervals, he will talk of firearm enthusiasm and the beauty of capitalism before talking about how he dunk slams children, it’s not recommended to attack him for he has ways of immediate incapacitation which will leave you feeling weird and embarrassed. He wears aviator sunglasses while talking about napalming villages and apprehending you for saying bad words and being communist. It’s recommended to stay away.

“Hey can you come over, zach is following me with a smirk and muttering to himself.”

by My thumb is bleeding right now March 7, 2019

Zach

An intelligent, independent, very funny person, often found reading or playing Video games. Talks most around friends and can flirt well, being the person he is he is not very athletic but still seems to stay in shape lol. He doesn’t know much about girls and hasn’t had many, but when he does have one he is loyal and sticks with her forever :)

Him- Have you met that kid Zach?

Her- Ya he’s awesome!!!

by TUTLESSsSs June 13, 2018

Zach

Is gay, cause he likes a trap

"you still watching zoeisyourhomie Zach?"

by Wiener Balls December 19, 2018