The definition of lawnmower, one word José
The mexican who comes over every weekend and mows your lawn and your wife, you just don't know it yet. You also threaten him daily that he will be deported if he isn't on time.
The mexican who comes over every weekend and mows your lawn and your wife, you just don't know it yet. You also threaten him daily that he will be deported if he isn't on time.
Me: José mow the lawn, lawn, green mat, ground carpet *points toward grass*
José: Si pendeho
Me: There you go and get it done before 3 or you're deported!
José: Si
Me: Use the big metal thingy with the spinning blade that is usually overpriced, the lawnmower
José: Si pendeho
Me: There you go and get it done before 3 or you're deported!
José: Si
Me: Use the big metal thingy with the spinning blade that is usually overpriced, the lawnmower
by KyleWith17ys July 11, 2020
Get the lawnmowermug. Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)
by MattusFinchus June 3, 2023
Get the Pork-Based Lawnmowermug. by anonymous October 13, 2023
Get the lawnmower Man’dmug. A wheeled device with a specifically crafted blade designed for cutting grass. Usually has 4 wheels and is pushed along like a shopping trolley, though sometimes they are small, automated 2 wheel machines, and in some cases are much larger and have a seat for riding on, for especially large lawns. The medium ones are often characterised by having a very sudden and forceful yanking of a cord to start the motor, or sometimes the noise they make.
by Dattoastyboi July 11, 2020
Get the Lawnmowermug. The art of filling the anal cavity with cheap lager then sealing with butplug. After the period(longer the wait more potent) the male quickly drinks the lager along with days worth of shit.
by Oatesy42 July 13, 2025
Get the Wirral lawnmowermug. by Dhdve February 11, 2022
Get the Lawnmowermug. When a man wears shorts which are short enough to expose his balls when bending in a certain manner in which to display them for a neighbor.
by Ochuitu812 April 3, 2024
Get the lawnmower gregmug.