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Jonathan

Someone too edgy to understand that smite is a game that involves the possibility of losing and is stuck in world where things happen and he has no control over them
I played smite with Jonathan and now I want to paint my nails black and eat a hotdog
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Jonathan is the man a women will ever need he is always there for you when you need him he will never do you wrong he is kind, caring, cute , and really hot he likes playing with you a lot but when it gets real he will get real too he has a bunch of friends and plays fortnite a lot
Jonathan is a cutie
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Jonathan is a chill asf homie. he's crazy and fun to kickit wit him. can also pull a lot of bitches
Girl 1: OMG JONATHAN IS SO HOT!!!!

Girl 2: IKR

or

Person 1: Bro you should kickit with Jonathan he chill asf

Person 2: fs
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A very sexy boy. Girls love his smile and he is a good kisser. He is very active with friends and sports. He is a flirt.
Jonathan: "Smiles"

Girls: "Sooo cute"
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Jonathan has the biggest dick out of everyone. His mammoth penis will make EVERY man question their masculinity. He is also a handsome devil, and a magnet to the ladies! The white ones get n-word passes!
“Do you know who Jonathan is?”

Of course i know him, he has an elephant wang!”
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Jonathan is the hottest guy you’ll ever meet. Loves God his mama and you. He will flirt with any girl you see around him big once he finds his girl his eyes light up and the smile that lights up the whole world shines. He can’t be so mean and the worst guy you feel like. But then after he has two minutes of cooling down he is the mosh apologetic man you’ll ever meet. He has the best eyes shining and blue his hair is perfect messy and he doesn’t know what a brush is. He is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. Girls if you ever find a Jonathan never let him go he will light up your world. Keep him. 💗
Love you Jonathan
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Small aggressive boy, generally known as a rat person.
Comes from a jewish family O_O
Why are you so dumb, are you Jonathan?
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