I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.

You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023

bubblegum stew

When your boyfriend or husband makes up a real stupid phrase to mess you with

“Do you want some bubblegum stew?”
“Haha you stupid bitch it’s not real”

by sgrace223 November 2, 2021

Bubblegum HeartAttack

This is the most epic stay up all night party drink:
1 5 Hour Energy Drink
1 Redbull
Lots of Rum

I'm in my 4th Bubblegum HeartAttack, I'm either going to party for 2 days straight or my heart is going to explode.

by MinkeyBalls October 20, 2025

American BubbleGum

When A Guy Blows A Bubble of bubble gum and inserts it in the vagina

That bitch was so cute i gave her and American bubblegum

by Atominicc January 28, 2021

bubblegum covered in dirt

basically means the same thing as dirty mouth

stop speaking like you have bubblegum covered in dirt in your mouth

by creatoro December 27, 2021

A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

FlufferNutter Bubblegum

When a woman shits herself mid-intercorse and the man finishes on or in her pussy.

Man this bitch made me give her the old FlufferNutter Bubblegum.

by Dwai5076 May 14, 2025