teabag

Verb - the act of slapping some unfortunate soul around the face with one's balls, hopefully resulting in an incomparable shriek of horror from the victim.

That's it, you're in for a teabaggin' now, mum!

or

Do you like teabags? You do? Excellent...

by JRussellH May 22, 2006

teabagged

The action of the United States, because of concerned citizens, coming back to the roots of its foundation through the means of liberty, hard work, truth, and personal responsibility because the population woke up to its history.

OMG, it happened,We were teabagged! They voted all of us incumbents out. America woke up to the evils of power being concentrated. Shoot, now America might succeed again....

by jenndeere April 18, 2009

Teabag

Crotch area of see through or lace panties, especially with plenty of pubic hair inside.

REAL:
Stripper to bouncer: Jo, this guy touched me on my teabag n' now he won't pay.

by Bolloxthebrave March 6, 2009

teabag

the act of putting ones nads in someone mouth while sleeping then you torture them later by calling them "Tetley Tea Bag" or "Bunky" which ever you prefer

when shane teabagged tristan, his whole sack went down to his tonsels

by tlr racer,ltr racer August 7, 2006

teabag

In multiplayer first-person shooter and similar games, to quickly alternate between crouching and standing over the body of your most recent victim, intended as a taunt, form of mockery, or expression of superiority. Represents the real-world act of the same name in which a man puts his scrotum into the mouth of another person.

Ironic in that many males who engage in this activity are somewhat homophobic (or at the very least would soundly deny any allegations that they themselves are homosexual), and their victims are typically male.

After pwning John with a skillful headshot, Bob went and teabagged him. Because nothing says "I'm a macho, red-blooded, heterosexual male" like trying to put your balls in another man's mouth...

by WordBomber October 6, 2009

teabag

To place your nose in your bosses ass and his nuts in your mouth to obtain a raise or promotion using your "array of skills"

MAtt teabagged his way to a promotion

by mistrFistr April 10, 2007

teabag

The act of slapping an unconscious person's face with the testicles by thrusting the pelvis.

The next time Harbole Doodlinsky falls asleep I'm gonna teabag that fucker.

by Bobby Ganoosh November 10, 2003