uni-task

Situation normal. Working in accordance with one's pay rate. Also see semi-tasking.

This morning I checked my email, and then I moved some stuff around on my desk for a while, and then I checked my voice mail. I was uni-tasking.

by ryan.s October 17, 2008

I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force)

The task force agents that are only visible by tweakers. The ITF is like the DTF (Drug Task Force) in some ways, but they hold different credentials, as in, the ITF are shapeshifters and they usually go away when you eat and go to sleep. The ITF sets up surveillance through power lines, radios, outlets, microwaves, etc. Aluminum hats are only thing that can interfere with the signals. And they are unable to see you if you peek out the blinds. Also, the ITF usually are hiding out in trees or bushes outside a tweakers garage and most certainly outside their sheds.

Shhhh…be quiet yo. The I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force) is here and listening to us through the vents.

by Holytweak June 29, 2024

quantum-tasking

To do more shit at one time than humanly possible.

Friend; What up bro?
Resonse; Are you kidding. Been quantum-tasking to get homework done and keep the boss happy..

by Sparky286 December 20, 2014

Social-tasking

(Verb): The art of multitasking on social media.

Texting, tweeting, and instagramming; my fingers hurt from all this social-tasking.

by Deslaur January 28, 2014

Shit tasking

You know those shitty tasks at work that no one likes to do? Those tasks that the new guy always gets? Well if you're new at your job, you'll most likely be shit tasking for the first week at least.

Dad: Hey kimmy, how was your first day at work?
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long

Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job

by A Turd in a Punchbowl May 25, 2018

nega-tasking

A term used by douche bags to show their discontent with fake issues. Those who use this term tend to be pig headed democrats that know nothing about real issues, they just waste their useless lives sitting at home alone blogging because they know that no one around would talk to them for any other reasons.

I was nega-tasking today about Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly and the majority of US citizens opposing health care reform.

by The only level headed one January 19, 2011

task manager

The superhero when a program starts to hang

Chrome: *Freezes*
Task Manager: *Shoots chrome*

by whenthathomebrewhits November 12, 2019