A delicious treat that comes in many flavors, the best flavor being Smores.
Warning: Do not attempt to heat a pop tart in the microwave for three seconds. If you do, the pop tart will still be cold, a most infuriating discovery.
Warning: Do not attempt to heat a pop tart in the microwave for three seconds. If you do, the pop tart will still be cold, a most infuriating discovery.
What is this?
This pop tart is still cold!
AFTER THREE SECONDS!
What IS this?
What IS THIS?
WHAT!? WHAT!?
BULLSHIT! THIS IS CRAP!
This pop tart is still cold!
AFTER THREE SECONDS!
What IS this?
What IS THIS?
WHAT!? WHAT!?
BULLSHIT! THIS IS CRAP!
by Justin Kay July 08, 2006
Someone who screws anyone with tattoos. They will do it for the ink. It doesn't matter who or what the tattooee is, the tart is in it for the art.
Not to be confused with a Tat Tard; who has a stupid tattoo that makes no sense whatsoever to anyone that sees it.
Not to be confused with a Tat Tard; who has a stupid tattoo that makes no sense whatsoever to anyone that sees it.
That Brenda will boink anyone with a tattoo!! She is a real Tat Tart!!
Bobby is so hot for Tattoos, he carries a Sharpie Marker for emergencies!!!
Bobby is so hot for Tattoos, he carries a Sharpie Marker for emergencies!!!
by St.Mary January 14, 2006
an italian breakfast food that is similar to a pop tart but the inside consists of tomato sauce and garlic
brian: dude i'm hella hungry
alejandro: didn't you eat at jeff's house?
brian: nah all he had was wop tarts
alejandro: that dego
alejandro: didn't you eat at jeff's house?
brian: nah all he had was wop tarts
alejandro: that dego
by b-quave January 04, 2008
Typically a professional female who can be easily encouraged to have sex at the office. Often such sexual encounters are nooners. The term also applies to women who wear revealing clothes at the office that foster sexual thoughts.
"Max, look at Tina bend over by the copier. Oh, my, you can see that girl's camel toe under her skirt. What an office tart."
by IM2 April 04, 2006
1) Someone who is fake, and often a gossip spreader."Coated" in lies and fake smiles.
2) Someone who farts like a belgian
2) Someone who farts like a belgian
1)Lisa may seem nice, but underneath those buffed pink nails, and platinum blonde extensions, she's a tart waffle through and through.
2)They're serving chili today in the cafeteria, god help us that it doesn't smell like a room full of tart waffles.
2)They're serving chili today in the cafeteria, god help us that it doesn't smell like a room full of tart waffles.
by Ryan Welsh December 06, 2005
A style-focused person (usually female) who buys Apple products solely for their appearance (as opposed to their functionality).
Usually an idiot female (hence 'tart') who knows nothing about computers or technology.
Usually an idiot female (hence 'tart') who knows nothing about computers or technology.
by Johnny Domino October 04, 2011
Dai: thats looks like a tarts table
Pupil: why, whats wrong with it?
Dai: You've center aligned the text you tart
Pupil: why, whats wrong with it?
Dai: You've center aligned the text you tart
by Dean and Mark April 06, 2006