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Parisian steamroller

You shit on a partner's face and smear it with your butt cheeks, all while speaking in French "ton visage est ma route" which translates to "your face is my road".

Another way to say this is "smear the mud"
John to Eddy; "Janice and i got nasty after our date last Friday. She was feeling frisky and i was drunk as hell and had gooey poop so i figured i'd give her a Parisian Steamroller. She got so excited she screamed "Oui!" through the poop as it gargled into her mouth.
by LeBlancBoy November 9, 2021
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steamroll charlie

HTML Charlie is when a woman put Saran Wrap over your face squats over your face and s*** so hard that the plastic blows off your face
by Spike72983 December 1, 2016
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culombian steamroller

The act of shitting in some ones mouth and swapping it between your mouths multiple times
Me and drake performed the Culombian steamroller at school
by Twant Donut May 17, 2021
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long island steamroller

Someone of italian descent that can run a meeting giving out tasks like an absolute legend.
Dom is a total long island steamroller. Seriously no one runs meetings better than him.
by Juni0r goon November 13, 2020
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Steamroll

(In a level system game)

When you complete a level on your very first try.
EricVanWilderman: "I managed to Steamroll through Polargeist it was crazy!"
by BATMN every day December 9, 2018
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Steamroller

a sexual position in which a man gives his partner a reverse thigh job while recieving a blowjob from the front from a third person
Jack: "Man last night was wild! John gave me a steamroller until I busted all over Jeremy's face! fuckin' awesome dude!"
Jeremy: "Dude what the fuck that's private"
by Lunar_dlscord February 20, 2025
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Pittsburgh Steamroll

When your significant other is just about to rest for the evening and jump onto them and roll back and forth, like a steamroller, squishing them into the mattress
Whoa, Natalie Pittsburgh Steamrolled her husband so hard his back cracked.
by Basic Brunchcast September 12, 2020
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