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Sold Out to the Woman

similar to selling out to the man, when a man (or woman) changes who they are, what they like, or how they act in order to impress a female. The power of women is so intense, only those with the strongest of wills can avoid such an atrocity.
I remember when me and Jeff used to listen to Led Zeppelin and ZZ Top Together as kids, but ever since he sold out to the woman all he listens to is Nickelback.
by The Picksters January 11, 2011
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Soiled Seconds

n.--A pair of underwear worn after someone else has already "soiled" them.

v.--Wearing a pair of underwear that has previously been worn by someone else without washing in between
Darren: Hey, bro. I'm all out of clean undies.

Mikael: It's all good, dude. Take mine.

Darren: I don't want your soiled seconds.

Pookie sticks head in: Well, I'll wear 'em...
by Chip Vanderhaagen February 23, 2012
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bobalido sled

when a man is having sex from behind on top of a stairway then grabs the woman's arms and rides her down the stairs
i gave the teacher a bobalido sled so we could have a sub for the rest of the year
by extreme dan July 5, 2006
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love sled

A highly unattractive girl or boy who has questionable featues usually used for lovin it strong. Sometimes requires a bag over the head.Can be human or inflatable.See Nuggen Belly
Man Ralph is lovin' it strong with that love sled.Is that a girl or a guy?
by Ram Rod April 13, 2007
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Sleeping soldier

Jimmy's leg got torn up by a sleeping soldier.
by tomtomm89 December 27, 2010
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Pendulum-Sledgehammer

The sex move named when an old man with saggy nuts, fucks another doggy-style. During the while his nuts swing up between the other's legs and hit them in the jaw, knocking them out cold.
Doctor: I'm not sure how to explain this, but your grandmother passed away. She couldn't return from the coma she was in after your grandfather hit her with his Pendulum-Sledgehammer.
by Fierce Hans May 5, 2014
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poop sled

A pooping technique invented by Carly McNeil. The technique: Prior to pooping, drop a few squares of TP into the bowl. Your number 2 will make contact with the TP and like small child on a sled, will proceed down the slope of toilet while on the TP, leaving no trace behind! This a great technique to use at a party or at home! Try it out.
Bob used a poop sled so no one knew he had pooped at the party.
by Redheadsaid December 16, 2021
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