Brilliant idea! I didn't use social media for the first 27 years of my life and LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT! I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!
Hym "Yeah that social media ban for kids under 18 is brilliant because in like 13 years we'll have a generation full of adults who spent their childhood gestating in a solipsistic cocoon. It'll be fun to see what types of new horror they unleash upon the world... You'll have yourself an army of ME running around. Love it. Love the sound of that."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
Get the Social Media Banmug. An individual who expresses meaningless, unimportant advice or opinions constantly on social media, essentially showing them as a “chirping” bird
Person 1: “why is this guy/girl posting sm abt how nowadays females/niggas ain’t shit”
Person 2: they’re a social media bird, ignore em
Person 2: they’re a social media bird, ignore em
by ifwerebeingveryhonest7 July 19, 2023
Get the Social Media Birdmug. I videotaped myself telling my boyfriend that I caught him cheating on me with my best friend and posted it on social media.
by Life's Not Fair June 18, 2017
Get the Social Mediamug. A place just like prison that he catch you in a big and dark word full of lying and every one just show only a beautiful 5minutes of their lives and hide the 23h 55m 60s of their lives. And sometimes the people say how beautiful life he or she got but he have no idea that his life is more beautiful than his live.
Try to be smart in using it😎
Try to be smart in using it😎
"Social media is my favourite place."
All say like that, but they have no idea that they're trapped.
All say like that, but they have no idea that they're trapped.
by Hiba ZD November 21, 2021
Get the Social mediamug. You... Your defense... When people come at you for posting things that they don't like... Is that you don't understand how social media works... So... I mean, you've said it on several separate occasions... Like, you said 'I'm still trying to figure out social media' because it's like a mystery to you or something...
Hym "I mean, like a social media expert is like... The response to the words you said... You really don't understand things very well. Like, the words you said... Coincide with need for a social media expert... So... Do you not realize that? Honestly, I don't even think you don't understand social media. Think you're doing what you always do and are just making shit up because people usually just let you get away with it. Like... Yeah. But not me! I don't do that. So, yeah."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2024
Get the Social Media Expertmug. It's the page you go to for marketing inspiration & for being up-to-date with trends on social media!
@socialmediadissect
@socialmediadissect
Marketer 1: Where did you learn this amazing marketing hack from?
Marketer 2: I just follow Social Media Dissect for all this information!
Marketer 2: I just follow Social Media Dissect for all this information!
by marketing_enthusiast November 23, 2021
Get the Social Media Dissectmug. Social Media Super-Colonies is taken from the Argentine Ants in California that have created a colony which spreads hundreds of miles and contains billions of ants hence the Super part of the phrase.
Ants are the most social insects inviting and joining communities within their colonies. The same way that social media works when going viral.
Social Media Super-Colonies refers to inviting people to connect and join online communities which anyone can be part of, however as with any colony they have a defence barrier when it comes to other colonies.
Ants are the most social insects inviting and joining communities within their colonies. The same way that social media works when going viral.
Social Media Super-Colonies refers to inviting people to connect and join online communities which anyone can be part of, however as with any colony they have a defence barrier when it comes to other colonies.
A prime example would be Apple Inc. Apple have created a Social Media Super-Colonies which have the entire world connected. It also has large competitors which they continually put a defensive barrier up and compete to be the best.
by Tiny Ant Marketing September 14, 2013
Get the Social Media Super-Coloniesmug.