sneeze goblin

when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible

they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin

by pompu January 18, 2020

sneeze scale

A scale used to rate the intensity and exaggeration of a sneeze, typically from 1-10

"Did you see Arnold's sneeze? He did a complete 360!"

"Yeah, I gave him an 8.6 on the sneeze scale."

by shartsicle October 15, 2014

The Devil's Sneeze

When a women is wearing a lovely sundress or skirt and a gust of wind comes and lifts it up.

I was driving down the road and the wind came and blew up these two ladies' dresses. I almost ran into a tree because those were the best Devil's Sneezes I have ever seen.

The Devil's Sneeze was made into an iconic image when Marilyn Monroe had that picture taken.

by TheBaldingEagle June 04, 2013

sneeze the bowl

a very runny shit that splatters the whole inside of the toilet and sticks to the sides.

It takes 4 flushes to rinse out the toilet after i sneeze the bowl.

by cholo carwash February 04, 2011

Anal Sneeze

A breif, violent fart.

EXAMPLE:

"I say Jeeves! What was that odd, abrupt sound followed by that queer smell?"
"Teribly sorry, Sir, I just had an Anal Sneeze!"

by Snave Nareik June 16, 2008

fake sneeze

faking an orgasm

"My boyfriend left me so dry that I had to fake sneeze"

by tiny the loser July 04, 2018

Hershey Sneeze

While having anal sex right at the climax you let out a god awful sneeze and accidently shit out your asshole

I was balls deep in that guys ass last night but then had a hershey sneeze, there was shit everywhere.

by GetMeATissue October 10, 2009