A Sloane is someone who on a night out gets offended by random, unsuspecting girls, usually in McDonald’s. They get so offended that the impulse to hiss like a velociraptor and shout at them becomes too strong. Once said unsuspecting and random girls go in defensive mode, a Sloane then destroys them quickly and ruthlessly, by stating they’re whores and laughing menacingly in their faces.
They may retaliate by hurling fries, ketchup and even burgers, but this does not phase a Sloane.
They may retaliate by hurling fries, ketchup and even burgers, but this does not phase a Sloane.
by Serjy November 26, 2018
Get the Sloanemug. A cock leach. A woman who latches onto your cock and tries to leach off your sexual energy because you made the mistake of giving her attention once. Hungry for celebrity.
by Annoyedaf February 24, 2022
Get the Sloanmug. sloans are typically hot af. they usually come with big tits. however if u manage to luck out there is a chance of them also having w thick ass as well. now unfortunately most of them dont have daddy issues so they will be way more innocent and way less likely to blow u. although they also arent bitches (most of the time) they also have a nice personality which is cool ig but damn, that ass.
guy 1: smash
guy 2: smash
guy 3: smash
guy 4: smash
guy 5: smash
me: dude i would smash sloan in a heartbeat fuck shes hot
guy 2: smash
guy 3: smash
guy 4: smash
guy 5: smash
me: dude i would smash sloan in a heartbeat fuck shes hot
by John Herbert Survivor June 11, 2023
Get the sloanmug. A beautiful girl, with the most beautiful green eyes. Sloane has two moods: 1. Being wrapped in multiple blankets with Vampire Diaries on. 2. Getting ready for the night out with a subtle bottle of wine in the shower. When it comes to men, Sloane loves a chase. Smart and witty, but often unforgiving.
by LordYang November 23, 2021
Get the Sloanemug. Sloane is an amazing person in all aspects. She is pretty and smart, and will never be mean. Sloane doesn't realize her self worth and how much she means to most people. The person is such an angel in disguise and deserves so much love from others. Always be thankful for such a sweet and charming girl like Sloane.
by kittensandpups234 November 24, 2021
Get the Sloanemug. Sloanes a stunning and amazing girl. She’ll always be there for you and will always comfort you at times of need. She is great at keeping secrets and is never busy. She’ll always hangout with you and go on trips with you. Sloane won’t be afraid to defend herself during an argument and is physically strong. Sloane has blonde hair and green eyes and is average height. She has a beautiful heart and will always come over to help with things, no matter if it’s homework or just talking about an experience.
by Ski <3 August 20, 2024
Get the Sloanemug. by hucken March 11, 2025
Get the Sloan & Cashmug.