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shithead

a word you say to people to show that you love them or appreciate them.
-Thanks for the answers to the homework, shithead!
by you are a sharmoota head February 17, 2020
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Girl: Did you know that James is a "shithead"?
Boy: Yeah he is a s h i t h e a d
by 43242 October 12, 2020
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Shithead

Its pronounced sha-thed
by Yetis that fetus April 2, 2020
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Shithead party

An orgy in a pubic bathroom

Derived from adding SHIT found in toilets & orgies to “Hit the head", which refers to using the bathroom.

The origin of the latter phrase can be traced back to ancient sailing vessels. Sailors who needed to relieve themselves would make their way to a designated area under the HEAD of the deck.
The shithead party would have been total tits if weren’t on fish & chips day. Smelled like we were banging our way out of a warm bucket of dolphin chum. To make matters worse, the ice cream machine was down.
by Class Rot December 23, 2021
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Shithead's Cough

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

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Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
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Shithead

A person who really annoys you.. a lot.
Person 1: Haha I won
Person 2: Shithead
by shithead definer March 5, 2022
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shitheads

a bitch who shits threw its head
this girl is a shitheads
by anonymous January 14, 2021
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