Scrumping

the act of two people dry humping on the floor which may or may not lead to sexual intercourse. Beware the person on top may obtain severe carpet burns from performing this act.

Holy hell!!!! Look at that girl's legs! Her man and her musta been scrumping bad last night.

by N- jiggity dog August 23, 2011

shredding

To shred , shred - ding.
-verb
1. (footbag lingo) The act of playing footbag.

see "footbag"

-To shred.
"Ey! Let's shred a little before heading out.".
"Look at me mah, I'm shredding with my footbag".

by Mathieu Latulippe April 23, 2008

scrumping

getting it on!

i adore a good scrump in the morning...

by irrelevant September 13, 2003

scrumping

Shen you spread week old bovril on your perenium and have your collie lick it up. You then proceed to jacknife said collie until you empty your gooey load over your girlfriend (who has been reaming herself with a baseball bat at the time

Oh man, I totally went scrumping last night.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.

by dangerous dave April 13, 2005

shredding the cheese

To cut the cheese many small times in rapid repitition.

Homey ate somethin' whack and is now shredding the cheese like Machine Gun Kelly in my Benzo!

by jWhBOT January 11, 2009

shredding

The act of one man fucking another man in the ass, while listening to "Blinded by the light."

*Blinded by the light,*
*wrapped up like a dousche in the middle of the night.*
*I was blinded by the light.*

Yo man those faggots were probably shredding all night.

by Dyll October 12, 2006

Scruising

When grown men ride stolen kids bikes in a swerving or s-shaped pattern while looking for trouble.

We lifted a couple of bikes from the playground and went scruising for some shit to steal today.

by joemerican September 25, 2012