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Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.
Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025
mugGet the Scrote Moatmug.

Scrote Kegal

When an elderly gentleman with a saggy ballsack leap-frogs you, drags his stretchy sack over your skull and clinches on your dome.
Dude, that bachelor party was wild. Kyle got all fucked up and scrote kegaled the best man
by The Real Spoons July 7, 2022
mugGet the Scrote Kegalmug.

scrote

If its not a boat, or a coat, or a moat, it must be a scrote
by Somebody, but not Nobody March 11, 2022
mugGet the scrotemug.

sawed off scrotes

Yeah, he just goes along with it because he has sawed off scrotes.
by sponge's mom December 19, 2018
mugGet the sawed off scrotesmug.

Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.
Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025
mugGet the Scrote Moatmug.

Scrote

A person who is cocky and annoying, often failing in what they claim to be good at
'Did you see that guy boasting about his throwing?'
'Yeah, he sounds like a scrote'
by Carl Sid man May 15, 2016
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