Cum Surgeon

A person who fucks up with finesse.

Hats off to the cum surgeon. He messes up better than any of us!

Cum Surgeon by Slowly_Gone November 14, 2025

Ollie splurgeon

The act of popping an Ollie on a skateboard while simultaneously ejaculating while getting air time.

The sick dude over there is Ollie splurgeon

Ollie splurgeon by Stubbyslimer April 9, 2026

Slice Wizard/Digital Surgeon/Image Overlord

CT Tech – noun: Also called a Rad Technologist or MRI Technologist. Slices humans digitally, controls radiation like a pro, has a huge cock, and spends free time obsessing over K-dramas. X-ray techs are slower, but almost as cool… kind of. Basically a legend in scrubs.

Slice Wizard/Digital Surgeon/Image Overlord K-Drama King/Queen – “Only the K-Drama Queen could pause my MRI and lecture me about the latest Korean romance plot twist.”

Slice Wizard/Digital Surgeon/Image Overlord by Para magician April 4, 2026

I AM A SURGEON

I think he might be a surgeon, doctor Han

Shaun Murphy: "I saved a patient! I saved a patient! I deserve to be a surgeon! I want my job back! You are making a mistake! Dr. Han, you are making a mistake! Is it—is this a mistake? Is it? Trying to bully me? Will that change your mind? Will it?"

Dr. Han: "Does any of this sound like you are in control of your emotions, Shaun? Does any of this sound mature? Does any of this demonstrate the kind of communication skills required for..."

Shaun Murphy: Interrupting, teary-eyed and raising his voice "I am a surgeon! I am a surgeon, Dr. Han! I am a surgeon! I am! I am a surgeon!"

Dr. Han: "Your continued outburst will result in me calling security, which will result in your termination."

Shaun Murphy: Yelling and aggressively pointing at his ID badge "I am a surgeon! I am a surgeon!"

I AM A SURGEON by ernieyat June 3, 2026