*In a restaurant*
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh
by That one sock under your bed December 27, 2017

by Tumbleweedstastefunny November 13, 2023

It's what you can bake for the most beautiful girl on Valentine's Day—even if she's not YOUR girl. Just make extra for her fam so it's not suspicious... her fave latte is Toasted Marshmallow so she should get the message 😉
Happy V-Day! What time do you leave to go see your bf? I need to hit you with a Toasted Marshmallow Scone before you go.
by JBSWMO February 15, 2025

by Trey Under Par November 22, 2021
