sex sand

The small particles that accumulate between the sheets during and after prolonged sexual encounters, more commonly unprotected ones. Generally caused by the repeated friction between genetalia that was once very moist, but has dried slightly during the course of coital conduct.
"When you come come back from cleaning up in the bathroom, can you help me swipe off this sex sand from the bed?"
by Norman TheCalf January 24, 2016
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sand job

sand job or, sand paper hand job, as all men know, is possibly one of the worst occurences the male genatalia can handle. the act of the sand job, most likely taken place in dormatorys, sheds, or in the backseat of a 1983 volvo hatchback actually feels like you're having a piece of sandpaper rip down the sides of your shaft. if one ever comes encountered with a 'sand job' i fully advise them to collect their belongings and immediately disperse from the premises.
"I ate that bitches pussy nicey nice and she gave me some wack sand job."
by msalt July 31, 2008
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Sand roach

A nasty little creature that lives in the county of Turkey that tries endlessly and fruitlessly to breed with goats and chickens.They are every where and almost impossible to get rid of no matter how hard you try.They are worse than a pest,more like a plaque.
Did you see that sand roach trying to screw that goat?
by $ HATED 1 $ February 28, 2013
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sand pussy

A person with sand trapped in her cooter. xD
Walter; why are you itching your pussy?
Maya; I have sand pussy, you dumb fuck.
by MayaCapryce July 14, 2014
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Sand monkey

A racial discriminatory slang term used to describe a Middle Eastern individual.
by angel3x2 March 28, 2009
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sand car

The way to describe a tan car
Friend: Yo, have you seen Jasmine's new sand car
by Anon37689 April 28, 2020
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sand wizard

noun; a person of Middle Eastern descent, due to the various desert regions there as well as the garments worn which may resemble that of a wizard. Used in a less derogatory form.
Yeah Ali may be a sand wizard, but his dad hooks it up at their gas station.
by circuitsandpens March 22, 2011
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