sand job or, sand paper hand job, as all men know, is possibly one of the worst occurences the male genatalia can handle. the act of the sand job, most likely taken place in dormatorys, sheds, or in the backseat of a 1983 volvo hatchback actually feels like you're having a piece of sandpaper rip down the sides of your shaft. if one ever comes encountered with a 'sand job' i fully advise them to collect their belongings and immediately disperse from the premises.
by msalt August 27, 2008
Get the sand jobmug. A nasty little creature that lives in the county of Turkey that tries endlessly and fruitlessly to breed with goats and chickens.They are every where and almost impossible to get rid of no matter how hard you try.They are worse than a pest,more like a plaque.
by $ HATED 1 $ February 28, 2013
Get the Sand roachmug. by MayaCapryce July 14, 2014
Get the sand pussymug. by angel3x2 March 28, 2009
Get the Sand monkeymug. A sand weeb is a weeaboo that is either light skinned, tan or mixed. Usually arabs that enjoy anime are sand weebs.
"Hey you sand weeb. yea you. fucking sand weeb. Allahu Akbar kawaii Naruto. I bet you own a bin ladden body pillow. Do you wipe your ass with sand paper you fucking weeb?"
by drybones199 March 28, 2017
Get the sand weebmug. noun; a person of Middle Eastern descent, due to the various desert regions there as well as the garments worn which may resemble that of a wizard. Used in a less derogatory form.
by circuitsandpens April 7, 2011
Get the sand wizardmug. A small pungent nefarious amphibian, which species ranges from throughout the Northern and Southern hemisphere. The small creature makes an aggravating noise (often misconstrued as a fart), and secretes an odor that could choke a maggot. These amphibians conduct this defense when in close proximity to a group of males, specifically if the group has recently devoured exotic spicy foods.
by ASG-KU July 29, 2010
Get the Sand Toadmug.