sand job

sand job or, sand paper hand job, as all men know, is possibly one of the worst occurences the male genatalia can handle. the act of the sand job, most likely taken place in dormatorys, sheds, or in the backseat of a 1983 volvo hatchback actually feels like you're having a piece of sandpaper rip down the sides of your shaft. if one ever comes encountered with a 'sand job' i fully advise them to collect their belongings and immediately disperse from the premises.

"I ate that bitches pussy nicey nice and she gave me some wack sand job."

by msalt August 27, 2008

Sand roach

A nasty little creature that lives in the county of Turkey that tries endlessly and fruitlessly to breed with goats and chickens.They are every where and almost impossible to get rid of no matter how hard you try.They are worse than a pest,more like a plaque.

Did you see that sand roach trying to screw that goat?

by $ HATED 1 $ February 28, 2013

sand pussy

A person with sand trapped in her cooter. xD

Walter; why are you itching your pussy?
Maya; I have sand pussy, you dumb fuck.

by MayaCapryce July 14, 2014

Sand monkey

A racial discriminatory slang term used to describe a Middle Eastern individual.

Good for nothing "sand monkey".

by angel3x2 March 28, 2009

Sand Toad

A small pungent nefarious amphibian, which species ranges from throughout the Northern and Southern hemisphere. The small creature makes an aggravating noise (often misconstrued as a fart), and secretes an odor that could choke a maggot. These amphibians conduct this defense when in close proximity to a group of males, specifically if the group has recently devoured exotic spicy foods.

Rashad: Dude, WTF is that smell?

Ridwan: I don't know man, I think I just startled a Sand Toad!

by ASG-KU July 29, 2010

obara sand

A pompous little cunt that uses her dad's death to justify her stupid fucking actions throughout Season 5 of Game of Thrones.

My name is Obara Sand, daughter of Oberyn Martell. You'll pay for the death of my father, even if you had nothing to do with it!

by JonerPwner March 29, 2017

sand bagel

Talking for an extended period of time on one subject, so much so that it begins to lose its meaning and take on a completely different subject, or sub-subject.

person one "we sand bagel so hard"
person two "I laugh when the bagel gets sandy"
person three "sand bagel."

by mmmmmm. yes. January 6, 2014