sand job or, sand paper hand job, as all men know, is possibly one of the worst occurences the male genatalia can handle. the act of the sand job, most likely taken place in dormatorys, sheds, or in the backseat of a 1983 volvo hatchback actually feels like you're having a piece of sandpaper rip down the sides of your shaft. if one ever comes encountered with a 'sand job' i fully advise them to collect their belongings and immediately disperse from the premises.
by msalt August 27, 2008
Get the sand jobmug. A nasty little creature that lives in the county of Turkey that tries endlessly and fruitlessly to breed with goats and chickens.They are every where and almost impossible to get rid of no matter how hard you try.They are worse than a pest,more like a plaque.
by $ HATED 1 $ February 28, 2013
Get the Sand roachmug. by MayaCapryce July 14, 2014
Get the sand pussymug. by angel3x2 March 28, 2009
Get the Sand monkeymug. This sand is way better than what anakin skywalker hates. It’s not coarse, its not rough and it doesn’t go anywhere. Sand is the best thing ever and you know it. Idiots.
by Sandman46 May 21, 2022
Get the Cooler sandmug. A pompous little cunt that uses her dad's death to justify her stupid fucking actions throughout Season 5 of Game of Thrones.
My name is Obara Sand, daughter of Oberyn Martell. You'll pay for the death of my father, even if you had nothing to do with it!
by JonerPwner March 29, 2017
Get the obara sandmug. Talking for an extended period of time on one subject, so much so that it begins to lose its meaning and take on a completely different subject, or sub-subject.
person one "we sand bagel so hard"
person two "I laugh when the bagel gets sandy"
person three "sand bagel."
person two "I laugh when the bagel gets sandy"
person three "sand bagel."
by mmmmmm. yes. January 6, 2014
Get the sand bagelmug.