sex sand

The small particles that accumulate between the sheets during and after prolonged sexual encounters, more commonly unprotected ones. Generally caused by the repeated friction between genetalia that was once very moist, but has dried slightly during the course of coital conduct.
"When you come come back from cleaning up in the bathroom, can you help me swipe off this sex sand from the bed?"
by Norman TheCalf January 24, 2016
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sand job

sand job or, sand paper hand job, as all men know, is possibly one of the worst occurences the male genatalia can handle. the act of the sand job, most likely taken place in dormatorys, sheds, or in the backseat of a 1983 volvo hatchback actually feels like you're having a piece of sandpaper rip down the sides of your shaft. if one ever comes encountered with a 'sand job' i fully advise them to collect their belongings and immediately disperse from the premises.
"I ate that bitches pussy nicey nice and she gave me some wack sand job."
by msalt July 31, 2008
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Sand roach

A nasty little creature that lives in the county of Turkey that tries endlessly and fruitlessly to breed with goats and chickens.They are every where and almost impossible to get rid of no matter how hard you try.They are worse than a pest,more like a plaque.
Did you see that sand roach trying to screw that goat?
by $ HATED 1 $ February 28, 2013
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sand pussy

A person with sand trapped in her cooter. xD
Walter; why are you itching your pussy?
Maya; I have sand pussy, you dumb fuck.
by MayaCapryce July 14, 2014
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Sand monkey

A racial discriminatory slang term used to describe a Middle Eastern individual.
by angel3x2 March 28, 2009
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sand bagel

Talking for an extended period of time on one subject, so much so that it begins to lose its meaning and take on a completely different subject, or sub-subject.
person one "we sand bagel so hard"
person two "I laugh when the bagel gets sandy"
person three "sand bagel."
by mmmmmm. yes. January 07, 2014
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Cooler sand

This sand is way better than what anakin skywalker hates. It’s not coarse, its not rough and it doesn’t go anywhere. Sand is the best thing ever and you know it. Idiots.
Guy 1: Sand is very cool hence the name of the definition

Guy 2: So cooler sand?
by Sandman46 May 21, 2022
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