Candy Podding

The act of being high off candy with your iPod cranked. May or may not be under the influence of any of the following: Alcohol, marijuana, E, crack, sleep deprivation, etc.

Lucy spent the convention Candy Podding

by TheBlanketMonster January 7, 2010

Pi-Pod

A state of the art, compact, portable electronic device with an LCD display, capable of carrying out complex mathematical calculations.

A calculator.

What's the area of a circle with a 5cm radius? Dammit, why didn't I upload the pi-calculator app to my ipod 5 GTi?

Don't worry, we can check the answer on my Pi-Pod.

*blows dust off calculator*

by jwgrooves January 4, 2012

Ra-pods

real airpods

oh look Sienna has ra-pods

by actor tings May 13, 2019

Muff Pod

A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.

Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.

by ericccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc January 12, 2008

Pod-Fucked

when your computer freezes for a couple of minutes after you connect your iPod.

Example 1-
screenname1: (1:00:06 pm) hey whats up?
screenname2: (1:00:30 pm) nothing you
screenname2: (1:03:01 pm) u there?
screenname2: (1:05:12 pm) broo wtf what are you doing
screenname1: (1:05:40 pm) yoo..my bad my comp just got Pod-Fucked

by Tom Ditta April 25, 2008

pod of whales

A group of fat people simultaneously wearing the same large shirt

Bryan's favorite sport was participating in the pod of whales

by The305 November 11, 2019

Pod Racing

When you jerk off two dicks at once. The dicks must be on each side, so it looks like you're pod racing.

Hey baby, bring a friend and we can go pod racing. *joojoojoojoo*

by Jerk Store October 29, 2008