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No tank top for me, I'm armpitophobiac.
Drop your arms, I suffer from armpit-o-phobia.
by Fel1978 August 7, 2018
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Shallow-phobia

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The fear of becoming shallow-minded because of the shallow-mindedness of the people around you.
Oh my god, i stayed over at Lisa's last night and i think I've caught shallow-phobia! how can someone be so dumb!
by SB.Z. August 23, 2011
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teenmom-phobia

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A syndrome that develops on the the occasion of an encounter with a teenage mother. This only occurs with particular mothers who are impoverished and tend to extort and plunder the resources of those around them. the sufferer of teenmom-phobia instinctually retreats from situations where a trashy teen mom is present because he or she intuits that they will be taken for all that they have.
I can't go in to cheap stores like JC Penny because my teenmom-phobia starts kicking in.

My girlfriend used to be cool but now she's pregnant and desperate to get on mtv. I'm developing an extreme case of teenmom-phobia, I hope she was cheating on me and the kid isn't mine.
by TREDNA May 27, 2012
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Fear of driving over bridges due to the belief that trolls live underneath them.
I screamed as I drove over the bridge because of my troll phobia
by Troll hater August 22, 2012
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clitoris-phobia

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afraid of that anatomy the aptly named pleasure spot
for women
the poor fella was squeamish even entertaining the thought of having to taste her clit his immediate reaction was clitoris-phobia
by scumguts36 January 10, 2011
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Jessie: Hey Susie, what did you do last night?

Susie: I was dancing on this guy last night @ CyberBar and he got excited. His boner was so large it gave me Erecto-Phobia!
by Melissa Lori February 24, 2011
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Phobian

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If the word stands alone, it means people who have irrational fears. It's that simple.
But "-phobian" can act as a suffix to replace any particular of the suffix "-phobia". The definition is for the person who has the mentioned phobia.
"Okay, children, today we are going to learn a new word - hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia." - The teacher told.

"You forgot a letter - p. It is supposed to be hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." - The teacher's pet, sitting right in front of the teacher's vision, spoke out.

"Oh, it is a common misspelling, for the purpose of making the word even longer. Perhaps your parents didn't know about that, Ppeter."

"You don't need an extra "p". In fact, you don't need the entire word. Please get on with the lesson." - Effiscanlihardswalorkinstandofintroversestudane said out loud. - "We don't need a monstrous, writing-poems-excessively-long-words, truncated hippopotamus that is a foot and a half along."

Then he fell unconscious.

"What a phobian, a hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobian to be correct! He really risked his life for that. Certainly, his family doesn't know about that."

"A hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobian."

"Love that exaggeration. You get five extra scores in the examination."
by datthanhle March 10, 2019
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