(Coined by Wyvern)
The bratty, self-centered, and assuming ideology constantly used in fandoms on the website Tumblr.
Such as *insert character* from *insert show* is not drawn the way other people like, so they witchhunt you or a fandom getting backlash for a controversial character that is actually being exaggerated from people who have no idea what that character's personality is.
The bratty, self-centered, and assuming ideology constantly used in fandoms on the website Tumblr.
Such as *insert character* from *insert show* is not drawn the way other people like, so they witchhunt you or a fandom getting backlash for a controversial character that is actually being exaggerated from people who have no idea what that character's personality is.
*Tumblr user: draws character differently than canon and posts it on tumblr*
*recieves hate*
*Doctor walks out*: "Another tragic victim lost to the effects of Tumblr's bitch philosophy. Don't do Tumblr, kids."
*recieves hate*
*Doctor walks out*: "Another tragic victim lost to the effects of Tumblr's bitch philosophy. Don't do Tumblr, kids."
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Get the hipster philosophy mug.1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.
You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit
Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
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Get the The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy mug.The Canadian Encyclopedia has called the Kabalarian Philosophy the world's smallest religion. Founded in the 1930s by Alfred J. Parker, this philosophical religion teaches the Mathematical Principle relating mathematics, language, name, mind, and Consciousness.
The Philosophy teaches that the name, being composed of mathematically ordered symbols of language, represents a mathematical formula that influences an individual's entire life. They teach that name is the means by which the abstract forces of Consciousness are brought into form through these name formulas.
They offer Name Reports to validate this teaching, and balance names to bring these forces into harmony. They teach that unbalanced names adversely influence health, limit success, and disturb one's overall happiness, harmony, and balance.
Their website has over 750,000 brief name analyses to demonstrate this theory.
The Philosophy teaches that the name, being composed of mathematically ordered symbols of language, represents a mathematical formula that influences an individual's entire life. They teach that name is the means by which the abstract forces of Consciousness are brought into form through these name formulas.
They offer Name Reports to validate this teaching, and balance names to bring these forces into harmony. They teach that unbalanced names adversely influence health, limit success, and disturb one's overall happiness, harmony, and balance.
Their website has over 750,000 brief name analyses to demonstrate this theory.
The Kabalarian Philosophy balances names to improve the overall health, happiness, and well-being of the child or adult.
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"You know what I reckon? I reckon if I shtopped ushing deodorant for a week, my body would automatically readjusht and I'd shtop needing it forever."
"Thatsh shome good six-beer philosophy there mate."
"Thatsh shome good six-beer philosophy there mate."
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Salesman 1: "Got ourselves another freshman philosophy major..."
Salesman 2: "Yes, yes we do."
Salesman 1: "Got ourselves another freshman philosophy major..."
Salesman 2: "Yes, yes we do."
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