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Bitch Philosophy

(Coined by Wyvern)
The bratty, self-centered, and assuming ideology constantly used in fandoms on the website Tumblr.
Such as *insert character* from *insert show* is not drawn the way other people like, so they witchhunt you or a fandom getting backlash for a controversial character that is actually being exaggerated from people who have no idea what that character's personality is.
*Tumblr user: draws character differently than canon and posts it on tumblr*
*recieves hate*
*Doctor walks out*: "Another tragic victim lost to the effects of Tumblr's bitch philosophy. Don't do Tumblr, kids."
by vitisvififera September 15, 2017
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hipster philosophy

The philosophy of hipsters that is only known by those that are hipsters. Either you know it or you don't.
Elijah not only knows, but lives by hipster philosophy.
by ChubbyWubbyBear July 7, 2011
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The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy

1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.
You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit

Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021
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Kabalarian Philosophy

The Canadian Encyclopedia has called the Kabalarian Philosophy the world's smallest religion. Founded in the 1930s by Alfred J. Parker, this philosophical religion teaches the Mathematical Principle relating mathematics, language, name, mind, and Consciousness.

The Philosophy teaches that the name, being composed of mathematically ordered symbols of language, represents a mathematical formula that influences an individual's entire life. They teach that name is the means by which the abstract forces of Consciousness are brought into form through these name formulas.

They offer Name Reports to validate this teaching, and balance names to bring these forces into harmony. They teach that unbalanced names adversely influence health, limit success, and disturb one's overall happiness, harmony, and balance.

Their website has over 750,000 brief name analyses to demonstrate this theory.
The Kabalarian Philosophy balances names to improve the overall health, happiness, and well-being of the child or adult.
by daken February 20, 2009
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Six-Beer Philosophy

That sort of wonderful logical thinking that only comes around the happily drunk stage, after the debris of everyday thinking has been melted away, but before absolute brain paralysis sets in. It can often be accompanied by emphatic verbalisation (especially when no-one else is there) and a forceful jab of the drinking vessel.
"You know what I reckon? I reckon if I shtopped ushing deodorant for a week, my body would automatically readjusht and I'd shtop needing it forever."

"Thatsh shome good six-beer philosophy there mate."
by Cubbs January 19, 2014
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playboy philosophy

The philosophy of one who is both sexy and suave. The style in which they pick up guys/girls.
Damn, that I wish I knew Keita Tachibana's Playboy Philosophy
by Aya March 2, 2005
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freshman philosophy major

Latte drinking douche bag in starbucks with a laptop.
Client: "One large hazelnut latte with whipped cream and cinnamon please."
Salesman 1: "Got ourselves another freshman philosophy major..."
Salesman 2: "Yes, yes we do."
by jjobson February 20, 2013
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