National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.

Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day

by ironninjapi October 10, 2020

Make fun of people named Justin day

A day to make jokes about people named Justin
April 20th - May 20th

A person named Justin - Hello There
Other Person - you were "just-in" time
Another Joke Strikes during Make fun of people named Justin day

by NameNameJustin April 13, 2023

National Dis fat people day

on Oct. 21 No matter what they do to you anyone who can't touch their toes you have the full right to dis them.

hey guess what
*dis*
oh its National dis fat people day

by MR>Snowman October 11, 2021

Throw younger people than you day

If someone is younger than you, you can throw them on October 29.

Throw younger people than you day is on October 29

by Cat24weeb October 24, 2020

National "Cuddling With People Named Charlie" Day

If you know a person named Charlie, you have to cuddle with them on this day.

"Oh, Hey! It's National "Cuddling With People Named Charlie" Day! Charlie, I guess we have to cuddle!"

by whenthemichy_ November 29, 2024