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Peanut Butter Spoon

A dull weapon snuck into prison while hidden in ones ass..
Whatcha go there buddy? “

Peanut Butter Spoon.”
(Stabs)
by JackFromKansasCity September 18, 2020
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Peanut butter puppy

A canine companion solely dedicated to licking peanut butter off of your genitals.
She was so ugly her only way of getting head was her trusty peanut butter puppy.
by Lilniggaboi October 14, 2019
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Peanut Butter Blossom

Named after the Christmas cookie, it is a sexual act in which one inserts one or more Hershey kisses into another persons asshole and proceeds to lick/eat the chocolate out as it melts.
Hey did you hear about jb? He just bought a bag of Hershey kisses for his boyfriend. He wants to try a peanut butter blossom tonight.
by Geraldorivera July 28, 2011
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Peanut Butter Angelitas

a peanut butter angel left their feather on my desk, i flared up because i have peanut butter angelitas
by yes it's me goku for life!! December 4, 2015
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Peanut butter salad

When you take your choice of peanut butter, and spread it on your anus. Then proceed to have someone, or something, toss your salad (see toss salad).

Tossing salad is performing oral sex on the anus.
oh boy billy I love it when you eat my peanut butter salad.
by Assmaster420 July 21, 2017
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peanut butter band

A musical band, usually classified as rock or metal, that has a lead singer that sounds like he took a bite of a peanut butter sandwich and got it stuck on the roof of his mouth.
Here are some examples of a peanut butter band:

Zakk Wylde/Black Label Society- In This River- (before peanut butter sandwich) "I've been walking around this world and I see no end"

(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Urr've beern worrkin aroun this wurrrl urn I see no eeeuurrrnnn."

Creed- My Own Prison- (before peanut butter sandwich bite) "The court is in session. The verdict is in."

(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Da coat is urn seshurn. The vurrdurct is eeurrn."
by Richard Cox Head April 19, 2014
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peanut butter and joe

When your friend sticks his pointer and middle finger into a jar of peanut butter and opens the fingers into a V shape resembling that of female genitalia and proceeds to suggestively lick the peanut butter as if he is giving oral sex.
I love to peanut butter and joe when I make sandwiches
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