onions cry

... to make:
expression to describe extreme ugliness.

my missus is so ugly she makes onions cry.

by monkeyshagger January 13, 2007

Stale onion

When one fists someone's orifice with a dirty, unwashed fist that they just used to fist a different orifice on that person.

"Billy took me to the roller rink last night and fisted me behind the pinball machines and then gave me a stale onion."

by cranberryzero November 2, 2007

Onion Picker

Someone who is so desperate for a relationship that they turn towards their own friends for a relationship.

Friend 1: Wow, Shae is such an onion picker!

Friend 2: I know, she just can't stop dating within the friend group!

by Smallest Boy September 28, 2018

Family onion

A large round butt that is passed on through generations.

"Damn she got the family onion!"
"I want to harvest her family onion."

by Fake mountain August 16, 2017

Rice Onions

A description of the Onions used in Big-Mac Burgers from McDonalds, for their small and white appearance.

Girl: I'd been eating Big-Macs for years before i realised these were Onions
Guy: Thats why i call them Rice Onions.

by KaineH December 24, 2007

Onion rang

A brown stain on the panties where the likes of Kameron the kebab slayer Hayes shits his pants and it stains

He has an onion rang

by Kidoghes July 7, 2019

Creamed Onion

Cumming in a girl's armpit

Bro I wanted to try some freaky shit and Jessica finally let me give her a creamed onion

by Butnuster69 July 4, 2021