The spinning mule, cousin to the donkey punch, is a brutal sexual maneuver. It consists of a man ejaculating in a woman's eyes multiple times so she can't see, tying her feet and hanging her upside down and spinning her around for 10 minutes at high speeds. Then when you let her down and she is too dizzy to walk you punch her in the head, knock her to the ground and repeatedly violate her until she regains consciousness. While she is waking up you shit on her face and wrap duct tape around her head while there is still shit on it.
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Known only to his compadres as a voice fluttering in the dusk, swelt moonlight of the night.... as laurence.
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'went out, long queue, shite beer, no craic, walked home in the rain on me own, it was pure mule' or 'went out, straight in, no kissin', loadsa drink and scored big time, it was pure mule'.
by gaz7000 July 20, 2006
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3. A large woman whom tries really hard to please a man. Often she will accept uncomfortable positions and bizarre antics in stride. She treats the dick as though it is her only means of survival.
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