spinning mule

The spinning mule, cousin to the donkey punch, is a brutal sexual maneuver. It consists of a man ejaculating in a woman's eyes multiple times so she can't see, tying her feet and hanging her upside down and spinning her around for 10 minutes at high speeds. Then when you let her down and she is too dizzy to walk you punch her in the head, knock her to the ground and repeatedly violate her until she regains consciousness. While she is waking up you shit on her face and wrap duct tape around her head while there is still shit on it.

I gave my bitch a spinning mule last week and she couldn't walk for days.

by Cumslud January 15, 2008

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Pack Mule

A friend who has to carry your bags or else you will beat him to death with a stick you found on the ground.

John: Yo pack mule, carry my shit!
Ali: yes sir no sir

by essenemic October 9, 2008

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Raa Mule

The greatest two words known to mankind. Imported by the greatest user to ever grace LUE2, it is a tribute to Packing Heat and the glory days of GameFAQs. Raa Mule cannot be defined as only one thing; however, they will forever be the most important two words anyone will say.

Raa Mule

Porcupine's drunk again!

by Porc May 15, 2005

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Larry the mule

Not quite mule, not quite man (and his name isn't larry, although its use has been known in both past and present).

Known only to his compadres as a voice fluttering in the dusk, swelt moonlight of the night.... as laurence.

"There's that Larry the mule, drunk on absenthe and high on power"

by big jimmy jefferson July 4, 2006

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pure mule

Irish expression: can be positive or negative description of events - It all depends on the intonation.

'went out, long queue, shite beer, no craic, walked home in the rain on me own, it was pure mule' or 'went out, straight in, no kissin', loadsa drink and scored big time, it was pure mule'.

by gaz7000 July 20, 2006

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