A Fan who loves all of Metallica's albums and songs. This fan, young or old, has stuck with the band through thick and thin. Even though people think that they sold out, they really didnt. Just changed up their music is all, all great bands do it.
Metallica hater: Im a metallica fan. But Metallica sold out after Load.
True Metallica fan: Youre not a true metallica fan.
True Metallica fan: Youre not a true metallica fan.
by chizzythetwig July 25, 2011
Get the True Metallica Fanmug. This is usually used when you or someone that is with you enters a discussion which involves bands that have sold out or are now shit and someone "discretely" names Metallica with this 'so awesome no-one-will-ever-find-out-what-I-just-said' term. And you NEVER use it just for another way to (maybe discretely) say Metallica because this term is in a way an insult to this previously-good-but-now-shithouse band. Also in some places you could be beaten and raped by people within a 15-metre radius in some places for doing this, but since it's not allowed it's better to get beaten and raped by people within 15 metres than raped by people within your city/town limits.
Person 1: Hey did you go see In Flames back in 2002?
Person 2: Yeah but I was expecting them to play some stuff off Clayman but they started playing some teasers for Reroute to Remain which I hated.
Person 1: God that sucks.
Person 2: Yeah I know. They're fags.
Person 1: Sell outs need to be killed.
Person 2: *cough* Metallica *cough*
Metallica newbie goes up to another person
Metallica newbie: Hey, do you know who made that Kill Em All album
Overall newbie: *cough* Metallica *cough*
Metallica newb: I'm not stupid you know
Newb: Oh shit
*Metallica newb rapes the newb*
Person 2: Yeah but I was expecting them to play some stuff off Clayman but they started playing some teasers for Reroute to Remain which I hated.
Person 1: God that sucks.
Person 2: Yeah I know. They're fags.
Person 1: Sell outs need to be killed.
Person 2: *cough* Metallica *cough*
Metallica newbie goes up to another person
Metallica newbie: Hey, do you know who made that Kill Em All album
Overall newbie: *cough* Metallica *cough*
Metallica newb: I'm not stupid you know
Newb: Oh shit
*Metallica newb rapes the newb*
by *cough*you live in a box*cough February 28, 2009
Get the *cough* metallica *cough*mug. A overrated shitty band that forces you to like them by making songs that last an hour and gives you Metallica Fever
by AntiMetallica October 9, 2009
Get the Metallica Fevermug. The two greatest bands of all time! If they fought the entire planet would split in 2 and bring on every apocalypse anyone has ever talked about and unleashing 60000000000000 years of darkness
by MyNameIsJames June 16, 2015
Get the Ac/Dc Vs. Metallicamug. One of the greatest American heavy metal bands of all time. Frequently seen written on the t-shirts of people who know nothing about Metallica.
Person 1: Nice Metallica shirt, what's your favorite album?
Person 2: My favorite what?
Person 1: Your favorite album from Metallica.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: The band?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: "EXIT LIGHT?" -plays air guitar-
Person 2: I... think I should go...
Person 1: -walks away backwards- YOU ARE THE UNFORGIVEN
Person 2: My favorite what?
Person 1: Your favorite album from Metallica.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: The band?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: "EXIT LIGHT?" -plays air guitar-
Person 2: I... think I should go...
Person 1: -walks away backwards- YOU ARE THE UNFORGIVEN
by Jack, yep that one August 23, 2019
Get the Metallicamug. the action of making out in a secret alleyway meshed with the fact of going out of your way to hide the boy/girl from your parents that you’re not allowed to see/spend time with.
Chad: “Dude, I cranked metallica so hard with Brittney last night. It was so lit.”
Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?
Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”
Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”
Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”
cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway
Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?
Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”
Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”
Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”
cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway
by urbdic7 October 1, 2020
Get the cranking metallicamug. 