Mallory eisler is beautiful smart and encouraging she has the biggest heart and if you are a very lucky person you will meet a Mallory eisler she is delicate tho she has trust issues and abandonment issues so be kind to her because she is the best
by Lovebug369 March 15, 2020
Get the Mallory eislermug. Mallory is a sexy fool. She is always being pro, but she can be very annoying. She’s kind sometimes but also mean sometimes. She’s the best at being ratchet, but an amazing best friend.
Mallory is a bitch
by Blubber DJ's August 21, 2022
Get the Mallorymug. Mallorie is a very smart and well known girl. She is usually shy when meeting knew people. Mallorie has pretty hair. Mallorie is most common with big beautiful brown eyes. Everyone loves her smile and her eyes they look forward to seeing her. She also has a heart of gold. Once you know her you never wanna forget her.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Malloriemug. A spoiled brat seems to Like you, but secretly envious and Despises you Pay Attention to Actions they reveal It!?!!
Easy to Fuck just have weed Or 20 bucks doesn't take much bucks Even with zero bucks she doesn't care just alive to Get her pussy pounded by anybody willing to
Easy to Fuck just have weed Or 20 bucks doesn't take much bucks Even with zero bucks she doesn't care just alive to Get her pussy pounded by anybody willing to
College Rad- can't wait to Mallory comes over
College Rad #2- Damn Right Dan gonna tag Me in
College Rad #3- Nah fam she got that Gushy mushy but I need it to myself we all Can't share again,You know what fuck it Got the bottle ready for HER
College Rad #2- Damn Right Dan gonna tag Me in
College Rad #3- Nah fam she got that Gushy mushy but I need it to myself we all Can't share again,You know what fuck it Got the bottle ready for HER
by TopNotchMatilda974 January 30, 2024
Get the Mallorymug. a mallory is a super crazy person. shes really funny and pretty she stays loyal to her friends and she likes everyone. she likes volleyball and is athletic. she gives everything 100%
by idontknowidkidontknow April 1, 2022
Get the mallorymug. Mallory is your mum. She’s your biggest cheerleader and will always have your back but don’t forget, she brought you into this world and can take you back out. Mallory believes herself to be hilarious, is mouthy, and runs the show—few know how to handle her and most are intimidated by her gaze. Your smiles are her kryptonite and melts away the walls she’s built around her heart. Your mum Mallory hopes you stumble upon this one day and smile knowing how much she adored you.
*Door slams*
*Spooky sound*
Me to friend: That’s just my mum, Mallory. When she said she’d always be with me, I thought she meant in my heart, not that she would haunt my house.
*Spooky sound*
Me to friend: That’s just my mum, Mallory. When she said she’d always be with me, I thought she meant in my heart, not that she would haunt my house.
by Maybeyourmum September 14, 2022
Get the Mallorymug. AKA Your Majesty
shawty fine, the best, top of the line, one of a kind & she damn sure knows how to stimulate minds! The word REAL doesn't exist without Mallory being the definition of it. Sweet enough to lend an open ear & mind but she will never sugar coat sh*t! Catch her when she cares & she'll be loyal til the end. But break her trust & she'll break that snaggle tooth right out your broke irrelevant unworthy stank booty ass mouth
shawty fine, the best, top of the line, one of a kind & she damn sure knows how to stimulate minds! The word REAL doesn't exist without Mallory being the definition of it. Sweet enough to lend an open ear & mind but she will never sugar coat sh*t! Catch her when she cares & she'll be loyal til the end. But break her trust & she'll break that snaggle tooth right out your broke irrelevant unworthy stank booty ass mouth
by YGJ November 22, 2021
Get the Mallorymug.