Lint-Free Road

A road less traveled; a back road; often taken to avoid police, aka "the fuzz". Where the word lint comes from in the term.
Lisa took the lint-free road, even though it was unlit, dirt, and flooded with pot holes, to avoid getting stopped by the cops.
by Julsta July 25, 2008
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Belly Button Lint Transplant

1. When ones belly button lint is removed from their navel cavity and placed into anothers. 2. May be transfer of belly button lint from person who produces excess fluff to someone with inadequate production. 3. A cruel procedure that is often done to an unwilling recipient by restraining their body.
John, "Wow, I have a whole lot of fluff accumulated in there" Bryce, "Harvest that shit for someone in need of a belly button lint transplant!"
by layinlow February 12, 2011
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Moldy Leftover Ass lint

Usaully you get it when you haven't bathed in a while and it collects in your crack and it suddenly becomes stuck with no way to get it out.
There's some in your crack.......
by Bob the Hairy Monkey February 10, 2005
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Lint licking cock jockey

The equivalent to a person (preferably a female) that bounces from guy to guy only for self accomplishment or maybe a dating competition.
Omgwowlolstaahp, she is such a lint licking cock jockey, someone needs to get her under control!
by Whytfwouldudothatplsstaahp January 26, 2015
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A very dark-skinned black man who is very intelligent, however, he is usually inebriated and goes on and on in a heated discussion, in which he interjects corny but hilarious comments that have nothing to do with the topic of the discussion causing the deterioration of braincells in the people involved with the discussion. Direct contact with this individual is restricted to only highly trained individuals that have experience with this type of phyli-shitical mental attacks. PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS INDIVIDUAL WILL CAUSE MENTAL FATIGUE AND IN SOME CASES PSYCHOSIS. PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION. This man is usually named Andre or Dre.
I went over to see my friend at their house, but the charcoal Briquette lint-licker wouldn't shut up. So in order for me to keep my sanity, I left.
by 1403huerita May 05, 2017
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lint lizard

A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.
Mike is a real lint lizard. He prowls around retirement homes and churches to find his next target.
by ringleader February 09, 2012
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sex lint

After sex, the particule left in the sheets resembling lint from the dryer.
Last night, we made enough sex lint to make a new sweater!
by Frenchlatina11 October 10, 2017
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